buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
(Source: arthurtimothyread, via m4ng0z)
Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2
i literally feel like i have diabetes looking at this
now deep fry it
if you do that, it’d literally be other wordly
no
(Source: waker-of-the-winds, via octopuswithamoustache)
Fox: I’d like to thank you all for coming to this group counseling today.
Ness: PK fire!
Fox: That’s not constructive Ness. Ok so the first order of business is—
Ness: PK fire!
Fox: Shut up Ness!
*Metal Mario enters*
Metal Mario: Ah you started without me!
Fox: We waited an extra twenty minutes.
Metal Mario: You know it takes be a long time to get places.
Samus: Hey man, you’re not even a playable character.
Metal Mario: If you beat the game in single player mode in less than twenty minutes on really hard without losing a life. . .
Yoshi: For the last time, that’s not true.
Captain Falcon: There’s a single player mode to this game?
Ness: PK Fire!
Fox: SHUT UP!
Donkey Kong: Wait, where’s Link? And why is his polygon here?
Polygon Link: Regular Link really wanted to come, but he had a thing today. Pretend like I’m not even here—just gonna grab some of these pastries…
Captain Falcon: Hey guys, can we talk about something serious for a second?
Fox: Of course. That’s why we’re here.
Captain Falcon: Well sometimes, I feel like I have anger because—because, well, I just want to see everyone’s moves so badly. . .
Fox: Let it out, Falcon. This is an open forum. Let the healing begin.
Captain Falcon: Well when I was a kid, my father would often—
Ness: PK fire!
Fox: SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HIT A CHILD.
Captain Falcon: I’m outta here.
Fox: Stay! We need to solve these problems guys! We need resolution!
Announcer: Three…
Donkey Kong: What the hell was that?
Fox: Oh god.
Announcer: Two…
Fox: Why must we fight?
Announcer: One…
Fox: Why can’t you just leave us alone? I choose peace! Peace!
Ness: PK fire!
Fox: Alright that’s it. I’m going to kill this kid. Let’s rumble.
Announcer: Go!
they did this sort of thing at concentration camps during the holocaust. If they sent you to the left, you were to die. Sent to the right, and you would live
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